Here is the line-up for this year’s Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival taking place in lovely Brooklyn, NY from September 16th to the 19th:

An Evening of Comedy From 1986 (THURSDAY 9/16, Bell House, 8PM, $10) w/ Emo Philips, Tony V., Larry Murphy, Ron Lynch and Jon Glaser, Eugene Mirman.

Montreal Callbacks (FRIDAY 9/17, Union Hall, 7:30PM, $10) w/ Mike Lawrence, Dan St. Germain, Ken Reid, Hannibal Buress, Greg Johnson, Max Silvestri, Kurt Braunohler.

Invite Them Up (FRIDAY 9/17, Bell House, 9PM, $15) w/ Bobby Tisdale, A.D. Miles, Eugene Mirman, Maeve Higgins, Reggie Watts, Daniel Kitson.

Mike Birbiglia Interviews a Bunch of Sort of Authors and Sarah Vowell (SATURDAY 9/18, Bell House, 5:30 doors, 6PM show, $15) w/ Mike Birbiglia, Sarah Vowell, Michael Showalter, Eugene Mirman, Patrick Borelli.

A Night of Gay or Foreign Comedy (SATURDAY, Rock Shop, 7:30, $10) Hosted by Gabe Liedman w/ Maeve Higgins, Glenn Wool, Brent Sullivan, Kumail Nanjiani. (Tickets not on sale yet on website).

Eugene’s World Class Masters Of Comedy (SATURDAY 9/18, Union Hall, 7:30PM, $10) w/ Daniel Kitson, Ron Lynch, Marc Maron and more!

Why Do I Know Everything About Everyone At This French Diner?: An Evening of Espionage Themed Comedy Celebrating Our Love of the Bourne Trilogy and All Things Spy (SATURDAY 9/18, Bell House, 8:30 doors, 9PM show, $15) w/ Slovin and Allen, William Graham, Kumail Nanjiani, Sarah Vowell, Eugene Mirman, Marc Maron, John Wesley Harding.

Wes and Eugene’s Cabinet Of Wonders (SUNDAY 9/19, Bell House, 6PM, $15) Hosted by John Wesley Harding w/ Yo La Tengo, John Oliver, Colson Whitehead, Darin Strauss, Eugene Mirman.

Toddless Tinkle (SUNDAY 9/19, Bell House, 9PM, $15) w/ David Cross, Jon Benjamin, John Mulaney, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal and more!

In other news…

I will be performing in London on September 10th as part of the Greenwich Comedy Festival. Come to that show if you live in the UK or want to travel to London, where it is expensive, but nice.

I will also be doing a benefit in Turners Falls, MA on October 2nd for Thrive Project at The Elks Lodge (1 Columbus Ave) w/ Michael Showalter, A.D. Miles, and Leo Allen. 8pm, $15.

About Thrive: Based in Turners Falls, Massachusetts, the Thrive Project – through tutoring, coaching, apprenticeship, creative engagement and community participation – helps young adults go beyond merely surviving to build lives that they find meaningful.

It’s true. Season two airs Sunday August 22nd at 10pm. I know, you might be watching Mad Men, unless you’re male, high and between the ages of 18 and 34 — by the way — that’s a totally coveted demo — because that’s who buys stuff they don’t really need, like video games and snow shoes. Click this fucking thing below here to watch a trailer of the upcoming season:

Fucking clickable thing!

I was on This American Life last week. Here’s a link to the episode. I went to Hall County, GA and had a nice time.

http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/413/georgia-rambler

I know that this regular Internet is dead and that all information must now be filtered through web 2.0 mechanisms like Sweater and Facepool. And yet, here I am, posting information — hoping to reach grandparents, who are on-line, but stuck in 2004. With that, I present some information about some upcoming shows I have, here in NY, and a few in Amherst, MA and Turners Falls, MA. Enjoy that which is directly below:

New York, NY, June 4 and 5, 8pm & 10:30
Comix w/ Andy Kindler (discount code AEOD)

Brooklyn, NY, June 17, FREE, 7:30
Eugene Mirman and Pretty Good Friends
In Prospect Park presented by Celebrate Brooklyn
w/ John Hodgman, Michael Showalter, Janeane Garofalo, Jerry Minor, Kumail Nanjiani and special guests, both comedic and musical. Afterparty at Bell House.

Turners Falls, MA, June 10, FREE, 10 pm
The Rendezvous
A Bedtime Chat with Eugene Mirman about Comedy, Hampshire College and Everything. Moderated by Matthew Latkiewcz & Anja Schutz (featuring Jamie Burger on Skype!)

Amherst, MA, June 12
Hampshire College 40th Anniversary
This is just for Hampshire alums, faculty, staff and students, but maybe that’s you.

Bob’s Burgers is a new animated series coming to FOX from Loren Bouchard (Dr. Katz, Home Movies, Lucy, Daughter of the Devil) about a family that runs a struggling sea-side burger restaurant. I voice Gene (the kid with the megaphone). The other family members are voiced by Jon Benjamin, Kristen Schaal, John Roberts, and Dan Mintz.

I made an eCard for some people that make eCards. This first one is meant to be sent by creepy (or VERY awkward) men to women they 1) hooked up with after a party or 2) like a lot and mistakenly think this will endear the women to them (it could, who knows?).

Some of you may have been falling asleep, dreaming last night and saw me (briefly) dressed as a spirit guide. I bet at least half of you were watching the Colbert Report:

Hello friends. I’m going to be touring a little in the upcoming weeks. Here’s a link to my tour dates. Last week I was in Lincoln, Nebraska and took this picture:

I’m not sure if this means that outside of large cities in Nebraska they charge for smells, but I am sure this place provides them for free.

Here’s a little promo for Comedy Exchange, a show where British comic Phill Jupitus and me (American comic Eugene Mirman) swap places and careers. He performs in weird little places in Brooklyn, while I perform in London and Edinburgh. I talk about pedophiles on the radio and he mentions Cape Cod. That sort of thing. Here’s a little trailer for it: