Pitchfork review of God Is a Twelve-Year-Old Boy with Aspergers
Jan 2010
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I am totally a point away from being a hot new band. Maybe next album? Here’s the Pitchfork review of my album 
Come see Eugene Mirman in London on September 10th as part of the Greenwich Comedy Festival! 1 week ago
What you said about Hyjinx the band was very rude and unappreciated. They are a great band with a new name; Stealing Jane. I hope you apologize to this band and their fans for your rude comments about them.
January 9th, 2010 at 10:46 am (#)
Kelley, I think you’re right that what I say about the band is rude, but I think you’re wrong that it’s unappreciated. I think lots of people enjoy the bit, including possibly the band, since they gave me written permission to do the bit on television. Anyway, good luck with school.
-Eugene
January 9th, 2010 at 5:51 pm (#)
Eugene,
You have a joke in your act about Detroit, which, even as a Michigander, I still find hilarious. My slogan for the city is: “Detroit. Motown… less people.” I know, it’s brilliant. I’d like to put it on a billboard but I can’t afford to… because I live in Detroit.
-Shane
January 15th, 2010 at 2:25 am (#)
Kelley,
What you said about Eugene Mirman made me facepalm. He is a great comedian with the same name: Eugene Mirman. I hope you apologize to this comedian and his fans for the burning sense of self-righteousness that led you here.
January 16th, 2010 at 3:55 pm (#)
Not to insult you if you think you’ve done way better things since then, but that is probably the hardest I’ve laughed at anything ever – that HyJinX bit. I appreciate it.
January 20th, 2010 at 5:11 am (#)