Comments on: I am becoming obsessed with Steven Seagal (note: this post is slightly mean, please don’t read it, Steven Seagal) http://eugenemirman.com/archives/368 Sat, 28 Aug 2010 00:25:53 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.3 hourly 1 By: ELISABBATH http://eugenemirman.com/archives/368/comment-page-1#comment-1313 ELISABBATH Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:07:01 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/?p=368#comment-1313 this thing made me happier than almost anything that i have seen of many things recently. steven segal SINGS! he (still) thinks he can act! AND he loves to get down and dirty wid' da po folks and ENFORCE THE LAW--just like shaquille o'neil!! it's additionally impressive that no matter how many martinis he sucks down or large pizzas he eats, he still thinks he is n remarkable fighting shape--and who knows? MAYBE HE IS. say word. also, wasn't he married to the extremely hot chick from wierd science (kelly le brock) for like ten years AND SPAWNED WITH HER. way to go steve. you remain, forever, hard to kill. this thing made me happier than almost anything that i have seen of many things recently. steven segal SINGS! he (still) thinks he can act! AND he loves to get down and dirty wid’ da po folks and ENFORCE THE LAW–just like shaquille o’neil!! it’s additionally impressive that no matter how many martinis he sucks down or large pizzas he eats, he still thinks he is n remarkable fighting shape–and who knows? MAYBE HE IS. say word. also, wasn’t he married to the extremely hot chick from wierd science (kelly le brock) for like ten years AND SPAWNED WITH HER. way to go steve. you remain, forever, hard to kill.

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