Comments on: Get to Know a State: Massachusetts http://eugenemirman.com/2009/12/get-to-know-a-state-massachusetts/ Just another WordPress site Wed, 22 May 2013 19:14:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 By: Beans http://eugenemirman.com/2009/12/get-to-know-a-state-massachusetts/#comment-9606 Beans Sat, 17 Nov 2012 03:39:01 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/2009/12/get-to-know-a-state-massachusetts/#comment-9606 Mass sucks. No debate necessary. Just look at who lost the election...masshole...lol...silver spoon.... Mass sucks. No debate necessary. Just look at who lost the election…masshole…lol…silver spoon….

]]> By: Nayan http://eugenemirman.com/2009/12/get-to-know-a-state-massachusetts/#comment-8400 Nayan Mon, 12 Mar 2012 19:21:49 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/2009/12/get-to-know-a-state-massachusetts/#comment-8400 Dearest YoNigga, I cannot accept your assumption that Faggots gonna hate without some sort of empirical evidence. If you could perhaps point me to a study or scholarly journal article, I would greatly appreciate it. In the meantime, I will be unable to assume that every Faggot I see is in fact going to hate. Additionally, due to how terrible Massachusetts, it is highly unlikely that there are enough dicks on the planet for every single Mass hater to be able to eat one. Each hater would need to be appropriately screened in order to determine the cost/benefit ratio of that individual eating a dick. This makes the assumption you wanted Mass haters to eat human dicks exclusively. If this is not the case, please clarify. If a big ole' stinky donkey dick would suffice, then I would say that you'll be just fine. Dearest YoNigga,

I cannot accept your assumption that Faggots gonna hate without some sort of empirical evidence. If you could perhaps point me to a study or scholarly journal article, I would greatly appreciate it. In the meantime, I will be unable to assume that every Faggot I see is in fact going to hate. Additionally, due to how terrible Massachusetts, it is highly unlikely that there are enough dicks on the planet for every single Mass hater to be able to eat one. Each hater would need to be appropriately screened in order to determine the cost/benefit ratio of that individual eating a dick. This makes the assumption you wanted Mass haters to eat human dicks exclusively. If this is not the case, please clarify. If a big ole’ stinky donkey dick would suffice, then I would say that you’ll be just fine.

]]> By: Jill http://eugenemirman.com/2009/12/get-to-know-a-state-massachusetts/#comment-7990 Jill Sat, 04 Feb 2012 06:41:55 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/2009/12/get-to-know-a-state-massachusetts/#comment-7990 I about died at the poem. Fabulous. I about died at the poem. Fabulous.

]]> By: YoNigga http://eugenemirman.com/2009/12/get-to-know-a-state-massachusetts/#comment-7980 YoNigga Fri, 03 Feb 2012 19:52:50 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/2009/12/get-to-know-a-state-massachusetts/#comment-7980 This one is for all the Mass haters... EAT A DICK, FAGGOTS! Faggots gonna hate. This one is for all the Mass haters… EAT A DICK, FAGGOTS!

Faggots gonna hate.

]]> By: Ya Boy http://eugenemirman.com/2009/12/get-to-know-a-state-massachusetts/#comment-7975 Ya Boy Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:55:22 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/2009/12/get-to-know-a-state-massachusetts/#comment-7975 I hate Massachusetts and I live here. I hate Massachusetts and I live here.

]]> By: Yeat Yabubba http://eugenemirman.com/2009/12/get-to-know-a-state-massachusetts/#comment-7973 Yeat Yabubba Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:53:01 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/2009/12/get-to-know-a-state-massachusetts/#comment-7973 Wicked awesome! Wicked awesome!

]]> By: Nayan http://eugenemirman.com/2009/12/get-to-know-a-state-massachusetts/#comment-7619 Nayan Wed, 16 Mar 2011 22:31:27 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/2009/12/get-to-know-a-state-massachusetts/#comment-7619 Thank you for reminding me why I hate Massachusetts. Also, thank you for reminding me how to spell Massachusetts. They are both good things. Thank you for reminding me why I hate Massachusetts. Also, thank you for reminding me how to spell Massachusetts. They are both good things.

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