I cannot accept your assumption that Faggots gonna hate without some sort of empirical evidence. If you could perhaps point me to a study or scholarly journal article, I would greatly appreciate it. In the meantime, I will be unable to assume that every Faggot I see is in fact going to hate. Additionally, due to how terrible Massachusetts, it is highly unlikely that there are enough dicks on the planet for every single Mass hater to be able to eat one. Each hater would need to be appropriately screened in order to determine the cost/benefit ratio of that individual eating a dick. This makes the assumption you wanted Mass haters to eat human dicks exclusively. If this is not the case, please clarify. If a big ole’ stinky donkey dick would suffice, then I would say that you’ll be just fine.