The Internet Web Site of Eugene Mirman

12/6/09

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1. Nayan says:
   

   Thank you for reminding me why I hate Massachusetts. Also, thank you for reminding me how to spell Massachusetts. They are both good things.

   March 16th, 2011 at 10:31 pm (#)

2. Yeat Yabubba says:
   

   Wicked awesome!

   February 3rd, 2012 at 2:53 pm (#)

3. Ya Boy says:
   

   I hate Massachusetts and I live here.

   February 3rd, 2012 at 4:55 pm (#)

4. YoNigga says:
   

   This one is for all the Mass haters… EAT A DICK, FAGGOTS!

   Faggots gonna hate.

   February 3rd, 2012 at 7:52 pm (#)

5. Jill says:
   

   I about died at the poem. Fabulous.

   February 4th, 2012 at 6:41 am (#)

6. Nayan says:
   

   Dearest YoNigga,

   I cannot accept your assumption that Faggots gonna hate without some sort of empirical evidence. If you could perhaps point me to a study or scholarly journal article, I would greatly appreciate it. In the meantime, I will be unable to assume that every Faggot I see is in fact going to hate. Additionally, due to how terrible Massachusetts, it is highly unlikely that there are enough dicks on the planet for every single Mass hater to be able to eat one. Each hater would need to be appropriately screened in order to determine the cost/benefit ratio of that individual eating a dick. This makes the assumption you wanted Mass haters to eat human dicks exclusively. If this is not the case, please clarify. If a big ole’ stinky donkey dick would suffice, then I would say that you’ll be just fine.

   March 12th, 2012 at 7:21 pm (#)

7. Beans says:
   

   Mass sucks. No debate necessary. Just look at who lost the election…masshole…lol…silver spoon….

   November 17th, 2012 at 3:39 am (#)

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