http://eugenemirman.com/2009/06/my-lexington-high-school-2009-commencement-speech/ Just another WordPress site Wed, 15 May 2013 18:00:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.5 http://eugenemirman.com/2009/06/my-lexington-high-school-2009-commencement-speech/#comment-7728 eldridge72 Wed, 01 Jun 2011 06:00:36 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/?p=274#comment-7728 I was asked to give the commencement speech at my former high school I was asked to give the commencement speech at my former high school

]]> http://eugenemirman.com/2009/06/my-lexington-high-school-2009-commencement-speech/#comment-7618 Nayan Wed, 16 Mar 2011 22:25:40 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/?p=274#comment-7618 Could have used your advice about The Fountainhead back when I graduated high school. Please build a time machine and give this same speech at Woodbridge High School in Woodbridge, NJ in 1997. Don't bother changing the name of the high school or year in the speech. We weren't very bright and probably won't notice. Fulfilling this request could save me a lot of trouble and I might lead to my life sucking a bit less. Also, you'd get a time machine, which I would imagine would be pretty sweet. Thanks in advance. Could have used your advice about The Fountainhead back when I graduated high school. Please build a time machine and give this same speech at Woodbridge High School in Woodbridge, NJ in 1997. Don’t bother changing the name of the high school or year in the speech. We weren’t very bright and probably won’t notice. Fulfilling this request could save me a lot of trouble and I might lead to my life sucking a bit less. Also, you’d get a time machine, which I would imagine would be pretty sweet. Thanks in advance.

]]> http://eugenemirman.com/2009/06/my-lexington-high-school-2009-commencement-speech/#comment-318 Jason Hunter Mon, 22 Jun 2009 03:57:39 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/?p=274#comment-318 I'm incredibly jealous I didn't have this kind of a speech when I was in high school. it's was a great way to show a little respect to your old high school, while getting a great chance at making sure that these kids on their high horse and put down to reality a little bit and know they're not the shit they think they are yet. great stuff man I’m incredibly jealous I didn’t have this kind of a speech when I was in high school. it’s was a great way to show a little respect to your old high school, while getting a great chance at making sure that these kids on their high horse and put down to reality a little bit and know they’re not the shit they think they are yet. great stuff man

]]> http://eugenemirman.com/2009/06/my-lexington-high-school-2009-commencement-speech/#comment-295 eugene mirman | TrendyTwits Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:14:08 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/?p=274#comment-295 [...] arthurmagazine says:Eugene Mirman’s Lexington High School 2009 Commencement Speech. http://eugenemirman.com/archives/274 [...] [...] arthurmagazine says:Eugene Mirman’s Lexington High School 2009 Commencement Speech. http://eugenemirman.com/archives/274 [...]

]]> http://eugenemirman.com/2009/06/my-lexington-high-school-2009-commencement-speech/#comment-294 The Interweb: Zach Attack is BACK? | NESW Sports, Sports Videos Tue, 09 Jun 2009 13:49:47 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/?p=274#comment-294 [...] Never allow a comedian to do a commencement speech [...] [...] Never allow a comedian to do a commencement speech [...]

]]> http://eugenemirman.com/2009/06/my-lexington-high-school-2009-commencement-speech/#comment-292 Christen Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:30:05 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/?p=274#comment-292 I love this speech. And you. Well done. I love this speech. And you. Well done.

]]> http://eugenemirman.com/2009/06/my-lexington-high-school-2009-commencement-speech/#comment-291 Before They Get Stale: Josh Gad, Judd Apatow and Eugene Mirman | Comedy Central Insider Blog Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:18:07 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/?p=274#comment-291 [...] Eugene Mirman] | [...] [...] Eugene Mirman] | [...]

]]> http://eugenemirman.com/2009/06/my-lexington-high-school-2009-commencement-speech/#comment-289 Jen Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:19:53 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/?p=274#comment-289 Tip #3 on that list is funny 'cause it's so true! Tip #3 on that list is funny ’cause it’s so true!

]]> http://eugenemirman.com/2009/06/my-lexington-high-school-2009-commencement-speech/#comment-288 jkwon Mon, 08 Jun 2009 17:34:26 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/?p=274#comment-288 hey man i'm LHS class of 05' and i was at my brother's graduation this past sunday. your speech was hilarious and even had my mom laughing pretty hard. thanks for the being the best part of graduation and making it somewhat entertaining hey man i’m LHS class of 05′ and i was at my brother’s graduation this past sunday. your speech was hilarious and even had my mom laughing pretty hard. thanks for the being the best part of graduation and making it somewhat entertaining

]]> http://eugenemirman.com/2009/06/my-lexington-high-school-2009-commencement-speech/#comment-286 sdb Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:45:34 +0000 http://eugenemirman.com/?p=274#comment-286 so excellent so excellent

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